17
May
Fuck you, Gawker.
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17
May
Fuck you, Gawker.
Thank you, internet.
There are others but this one really spoke to me. VIVA LA ARTE!
15
May
♩ Fat guy in a little coat ♩
Why have a guard dog? In Canada, you can have a guard goose.
Just did four interviews in Cannes without realising the nerds I had eaten had made my tongue green. #Oops #nerds
What’s with this awesomeness?! This is just the trailer for heaven’s sake!
Always a Chandler.
In what might be the most American way to accidentally shoot oneself, a Florida man shot himself while bowling last night, after his bowling ball came into contact with the loaded gun in his pocket.
EXCELLENT WORK, FLORIDA. You never disappoint.
14
May
This is surely the first sign of the apocalypse, right?
12
May
Oh, Survivor.
Best line ever.
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